#JA26 Avocado Green Sorbet Peony

$20.74



Description

I couldn't help but chuckle when Aunt Mildred unwrapped her gift, her eyes widening with bewilderment at the sight of the oversized ceramic flower. "Well, isn't this just the most delightful wall art decor!" she exclaimed, her tone dripping with sarcasm that only a seasoned aunt could muster.

Undeterred, I launched into my sales pitch, waxing poetic about the intricate details that made this artificial flower a true masterpiece. "Notice the delicate folds of each petal, like the soft curves of a sorbet peony," I gushed, tracing the avocado green ceramic with my finger. "And the keyhole in the back makes it a breeze to hang on any wall!"

Aunt Mildred's skepticism melted away as I regaled her with tales of the countless hours spent meticulously crafting each flower by hand. Soon, she was nodding along, captivated by the idea of transforming her bare walls into a verdant oasis with this wall-mounted work of art.

As she gingerly lifted the ceramic flower, admiring its substantial heft, I could see the wheels turning in her mind. "You know, Mildred," I ventured, "this would look simply stunning above your mantelpiece."

Her eyes lit up, and I knew I had her. Aunt Mildred might have initially scoffed at the idea of ceramic flowers as wall art decor, but by the time our visit concluded, she was already planning her next purchase – a bouquet of artificial flowers to rival even the most exotic garden.

Dimensions
  • 9 inches diameter, 2.6 inches tall
Product Detail
  • Year Designed: 2023
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging
SKU: JA26
Barcode: 843458161554


Looks Great on Tables

Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?

Pretty Boxes

Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.

Can be Used on a Wall

One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.

Crafted by Hand, Designed by Heart

Every ceramic bloom in our collection is lovingly shaped by hand, reflecting our commitment to artisan craftsmanship and thoughtful design. Our design-forward approach ensures each piece isn't just decorative—it's a carefully considered work of art that elevates your everyday spaces. These handcrafted flowers bring lasting beauty to your home, because the most meaningful moments deserve surroundings as thoughtfully made as the memories they hold.

Endless Combinations

One might imagine the English Garden ceramic flower collection emerged from some divine intervention, each piece destined to complement another like arranged marriages in a Jane Austen novel. The designers, those smug bastards, eliminated all possibility of aesthetic disaster. What generous gods, taking away the burden of poor taste. But now comes the true hell: drowning in an ocean of endless perfection, where every choice leads to another equally magnificent possibility. Standing there, paralyzed by beauty, cursing those clever devils who removed all traces of ugliness, leaving nothing but an endless maze of flawless combinations.

How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.

Bloom in Style

There’s no better way to show off your flowers than in a Chive vase. Sleek, playful, and never boring—our vases are like the cool best friend who makes everyone look better. Whether it’s a single stem or a full-on bouquet, Chive turns your floral game from “meh” to masterpiece. Your flowers did the blooming—let us handle the flexing.