#JA20 Pea Green Ghost Succulent

$14.14



Description

I never imagined I'd find myself swooning over a fake plant, yet here I was, utterly besotted with a ceramic flower that looked like it had been plucked from the imagination of a tipsy leprechaun. This small green wonder, masquerading as both flower and succulent, sat in my palm like a porcelain promise of eternal spring.

"It's bathroom wall art," my sister declared, her voice brimming with the pride usually reserved for announcing a Nobel Prize win or a particularly successful bowel movement. I turned the petite imposter over, revealing a keyhole that transformed this botanical charlatan into a wall-mounting marvel. "So you can actually hang this chlorophyll con artist?" I mused, already envisioning my bathroom evolving from a mundane washroom into a veritable Eden of faux flora.

As she waxed poetic about the virtues of this ceramic creation, I found myself swept up in a wave of horticultural hysteria. This wasn't just wall art decor; it was a revolution against the tyranny of living plants that demand water, sunlight, and constant emotional reassurance.

By the time she finished her impassioned pitch, I was a convert. Who knew the path to bathroom beautification could be paved with pint-sized porcelain posies? Suddenly, my bare walls seemed less like a blank canvas and more like a barren wasteland crying out for the touch of this tiled temptress.

Dimensions

4.3 inches diameter, 2.2 inches tall

Product Detail
  • Year Designed: 2023
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging
SKU: JA20
Barcode: 843458151135


Looks Great on Tables

Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?

Pretty Boxes

Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.

Can be Used on a Wall

One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.

Crafted by Hand, Designed by Heart

Every ceramic bloom in our collection is lovingly shaped by hand, reflecting our commitment to artisan craftsmanship and thoughtful design. Our design-forward approach ensures each piece isn't just decorative—it's a carefully considered work of art that elevates your everyday spaces. These handcrafted flowers bring lasting beauty to your home, because the most meaningful moments deserve surroundings as thoughtfully made as the memories they hold.

Endless Combinations

One might imagine the English Garden ceramic flower collection emerged from some divine intervention, each piece destined to complement another like arranged marriages in a Jane Austen novel. The designers, those smug bastards, eliminated all possibility of aesthetic disaster. What generous gods, taking away the burden of poor taste. But now comes the true hell: drowning in an ocean of endless perfection, where every choice leads to another equally magnificent possibility. Standing there, paralyzed by beauty, cursing those clever devils who removed all traces of ugliness, leaving nothing but an endless maze of flawless combinations.

How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.

Bloom in Style

There’s no better way to show off your flowers than in a Chive vase. Sleek, playful, and never boring—our vases are like the cool best friend who makes everyone look better. Whether it’s a single stem or a full-on bouquet, Chive turns your floral game from “meh” to masterpiece. Your flowers did the blooming—let us handle the flexing.