#JA23 Seasonal Blue Frikartii Aster

$13.04



Description

I never imagined I'd be the type to obsess over wall decor, but here I am, utterly captivated by a ceramic flower the size of my palm. It's blue, which is a relief because if it were green, I'd worry about my apartment looking like a terrarium for depressed fairies. This isn't your run-of-the-mill fake flower, oh no. It's been glazed with some fancy technique that makes it look like it's been dipped in the tears of a very sad mermaid. I like to think it's what would happen if Picasso decided to take up pottery while going through a serious Blue Period relapse.

When people ask me what to hang on a wall, I used to shrug and suggest a calendar or maybe their children's artwork if they were feeling particularly brave. Now, I have an answer that makes me sound like I know something about interior design: "Why, an abstract ceramic flower, of course!" It's an imitation flower, which is perfect because I can finally tell my mother I'm nurturing something without the risk of killing it. Plus, it's abstract art, so when guests tilt their heads and squint at it, I can nod sagely and mutter something about "challenging perceptions of floral representation in modern ceramics."

Dimensions

3.7 inches diameter, 1.4 inches tall

Product Detail
  • Year Designed: 2023
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging
SKU: JA23
Barcode: 843458151234


Looks Great on Tables

Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?

Pretty Boxes

Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.

Can be Used on a Wall

One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.

Crafted by Hand, Designed by Heart

Every ceramic bloom in our collection is lovingly shaped by hand, reflecting our commitment to artisan craftsmanship and thoughtful design. Our design-forward approach ensures each piece isn't just decorative—it's a carefully considered work of art that elevates your everyday spaces. These handcrafted flowers bring lasting beauty to your home, because the most meaningful moments deserve surroundings as thoughtfully made as the memories they hold.

Endless Combinations

One might imagine the English Garden ceramic flower collection emerged from some divine intervention, each piece destined to complement another like arranged marriages in a Jane Austen novel. The designers, those smug bastards, eliminated all possibility of aesthetic disaster. What generous gods, taking away the burden of poor taste. But now comes the true hell: drowning in an ocean of endless perfection, where every choice leads to another equally magnificent possibility. Standing there, paralyzed by beauty, cursing those clever devils who removed all traces of ugliness, leaving nothing but an endless maze of flawless combinations.

How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.

Bloom in Style

There’s no better way to show off your flowers than in a Chive vase. Sleek, playful, and never boring—our vases are like the cool best friend who makes everyone look better. Whether it’s a single stem or a full-on bouquet, Chive turns your floral game from “meh” to masterpiece. Your flowers did the blooming—let us handle the flexing.