Looker - Greeting Card - Chive US Wholesale

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Looker - Greeting Card

$1.82

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Envelope Included

One Card Is Never Enough:

Pick a favorite, then grab a few more so you're not caught empty-handed next month.

There is the polite version and there is the accurate version, and the accurate version is that some people are remarkable to look at and deserve to be told. Looker is the word your grandmother would have used, which makes it either dated or timeless depending on where you stand — and exactly right either way, because what she meant is what everyone still means: this person is doing something exceptional with their face, their bearing, and their general effect on a room. The looker in your life has been a looker for years without the official documentation. This card is that documentation, pressed and foiled so it reads as permanent record.

Product detail

Occasion/category:
Tone: Funny
Inside status: Blank inside
Paper finish: Uncoated/Matte
Paper weight: 110lb
Inclusion: White envelope
Printing method: Letterpress

Dimension

Folded Size: 3.5 inches wide, 4.6 inches length
Unfolded Size: 7 inches wide, 4.6 inches length
Envelope Size: 3.75 inches wide, 4.8 inches length

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Looker - Greeting Card

Romance, Minus the Rented Poetry

The romance card industry runs on one move: rent a poet. Not a good one — a licensed one, deceased, out of copyright, whose lines about hearts entwining can be reprinted forever above a stock photo of two wine glasses at sunset. Every February the drugstore fills with this material, and every February millions of people hand their actual, specific, irreplaceable person a card written for absolutely no one. We find this insulting on everyone's behalf, including the poet's. Real love is not generic. Real love knows which side of the bed, which take-out order, which look across the room means leave now. So our love cards work the opposite way: the front says something true and slightly rude — Bombshell, Hottie, a congratulations on the fornication — and the inside stays blank, because the mushy part is none of our business. It's yours. Write the private thing. Reference the incident. Letterpress and foil make it look like a document of state; your handwriting makes it evidence. Anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or a random Tuesday when they emptied the dishwasher unprompted — the occasion doesn't matter. The specificity does — and no poet, living or licensed, can outwrite the person who was actually in the room.

Round Out the Gift With These

Yep, it’s your birthday. No, you can’t borrow my clothes.

Some situations are too layered for a single greeting card. Yep, it’s your birthday. No, you can’t borrow my clothes. says the quiet part a little louder.

Fuck

When understatement stops working, Fuck is the other end of the vocabulary — one word, zero ambiguity, same foil.

Watermelon Fruit Seeds

Pair the compliment with watermelon fruit seeds — a summer project for someone who already improves the scenery.

Pressed, Foiled, and Blank on Purpose. — Chive Greeting Cards

Chive Studio has pressed paper since 2004, and in that time we've learned that romance survives on specificity, not script fonts. Our love cards are designed in-house by people in actual relationships — a detail we mention because it shows. The compliments are delivered like accusations, the anniversaries are congratulated honestly, and the inside of every card is left blank on principle: we handle the letterpress and the foil, you handle the part you'd never let a stranger write. It's a division of labor that has worked for two decades. The wine-glasses-at-sunset people can keep the sunset.

About our studio

Inside the Chive Design Studio

No wrapping skills required. We'll make the gift look like you tried harder than you did.

Frequently asked questions

Does it come with an envelope?

Yes — every card ships with a matching envelope, ready to write, seal, and send.

What size is the card?

Each card measures 4.8" tall by 3.5" wide — letterpress printed and stamped in gold or silver foil.

Is the inside blank, or is there a printed message?

Blank inside, on purpose — because you can write better than we can.

How does it ship?

Every card ships in a rigid mailer, so it arrives just as crisp as the day it was pressed.

Who designs these cards?

We do — every card is designed in-house at Chive Studio, the same way we've done it since 2004. No licensed clip art, no committee, no algorithm that thinks you'd also enjoy a golf pun. One of us thought of it, one of us pressed it, and now it's your problem.

Should I get gold or silver foil?

Whichever one you like — it's purely personal choice, and we refuse to invent a rule about it. Gold reads warmer, silver reads sharper, and the joke hits identically in both. Where a design offers both, pick the one that suits the recipient, or the one that suits you. They're not going to send it back.

What kind of paper are the cards printed on?

110 lb cardstock — the heavy stuff. Thick enough to survive the mail, the fridge door, and several years of being rediscovered in a drawer and laughed at again. Letterpress printing needs paper with some spine, and this has it.

Can you ship the card directly to the recipient?

Yes. Put their address at checkout and it goes straight to them. Just remember the inside is blank — if you want it to say something, ship it to yourself first, write the thing, and mail it like your grandmother would have. We press them; the sentiment is your department.

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