English Garden Curated Collection - London
Chive's English Garden collection functions like floral autopilot for people who want garden sophistication without the commitment phobia that comes with actual plant ownership. These ceramic specimens arrive having survived whatever elaborate tournament determines which fake flowers earn wall privileges versus permanent decorative bench status.
Each piece includes mounting hardware because apparently even artificial blooms refuse to settle for horizontal existence when vertical achievement remains possible. The collection radiates Chive's perpetual optimism that beautiful rooms happen organically when populated with their curatorially blessed ceramic performers.
It's botanical elegance designed for those who appreciate flower beauty but prefer their floral relationships to involve zero seasonal drama, watering guilt, or the existential weight of being responsible for something's continued existence beyond basic dusting requirements.
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Product Detail
- Year Designed: 2025
- Material: Ceramic
- Finish: Glazed
- Keyhole for Wall Hanging
How to Hang
One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.
Looks Great On tables
Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?
Pretty Boxes
Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.
Can be Used On a Wall
One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.
Pretty Flowers in Pretty Boxes
After eleven years of toiling, arranging, and obsessing over more than a hundred varieties of flowers, one learns that the postal service harbors a peculiar vendetta against beauty. Like a jealous god waiting to smite anything delicate or refined. But victory comes in the form of sturdy, elegant boxes - the kind that make a recipient feel like royalty, while secretly being fortress-strong enough to survive even the most spiteful mail handler's wrath.
Endless Combinations
One might imagine the English Garden ceramic flower collection emerged from some divine intervention, each piece destined to complement another like arranged marriages in a Jane Austen novel. The designers, those smug bastards, eliminated all possibility of aesthetic disaster. What generous gods, taking away the burden of poor taste. But now comes the true hell: drowning in an ocean of endless perfection, where every choice leads to another equally magnificent possibility. Standing there, paralyzed by beauty, cursing those clever devils who removed all traces of ugliness, leaving nothing but an endless maze of flawless combinations.
