Greenhouse Collection - Plant Greeting Cards (72pcs)

Forget those saccharine Hallmark disasters. These cards gleam with actual gold and silver foil—because apparently regular paper wasn't fancy enough for your cousin's third wedding. The inside remains mercifully blank, sparing recipients from pre-written sentiments. Each card arrives in a cello sleeve with an envelope and they are bar-coded.

Kit Includes: 12 Blank Greeting Cards, 6pcs of each

• Plant Polyamory! Spread the love.
• Who needs a boyfriend when you have a plant?
• Sexy beasts like you need a little greenery, so I got you a plant.
• Meet your new friend she  thrives on neglect and side-eye
• Here's a plant. It's very quiet.
• Got you a plant. It's low-maintenance, unlike you.
• Got you a plant because you only have like 60 of them
• Let's talk about dirt, baby.
• Here’s a plant. Thought you could use some excitement.
• Got you a plant. It won't complain about your life choices.
• Congratulations. It’s a baby plant.
• I had no idea what to get you so i got you a plant ... sorry.