Ceramic Flower Wall Art Ivory Zinnia

$22.85

Description
I never thought I'd be the type to get excited about fake flowers, but here I am, practically swooning over a ceramic zinnia that's about as real as my childhood claims of being a professional chocolate taster. This ivory monstrosity, large enough to make my couch look like it's cowering in fear, has somehow solved the age-old dilemma of "what to hang above your couch" without resorting to the cliché family photos or those inspirational posters that always made me feel more judged than motivated. When I first hoisted this faux floral behemoth onto my living room wall, I half expected the neighbors to call the authorities, reporting a UFO landing in the apartment complex. But no, it was just me, standing there with a piece of abstract artwork that looks like it escaped from a Georgia O'Keeffe fever dream after a particularly wild night out. The thing about this zinnia is that it's not just wall art decor; it's a conversation piece. Guests invariably ask, "Is that a flower or did your wall just grow a tumor?" To which I respond, with all the pride of a new parent, "It's art, darling. It blooms eternally, much like my existential crisis." As I stand back and admire my handiwork, I can't help but feel a sense of accomplishment. I've finally found a way to decorate my walls that doesn't involve covering up suspicious stains or the remnants of my failed attempts at DIY painting. This ceramic zinnia, in all its ivory glory, has single-handedly elevated my living room from "vaguely habitable" to "almost sophisticated." And if anyone questions my taste, I'll simply tell them it's not just a flower – it's a lifestyle. A never-wilting, always-perfect, slightly absurd lifestyle that just might be the best thing to happen to my walls since I discovered the magic of command strips.
Product Details

Order in multiples of 6 pieces per style

  • Year Designed: 2023
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole: Keyhole for Wall Hanging

Dimensions:

  • 4.3 inches diameter, 1.6 inches tall
SKU: CFIVZI-W
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