Ceramic Flower - Flower Purple 12

$13.04



Description

I never thought I'd find myself enamored with fake flowers, but here I am, gazing at a ceramic sea anemone like it's the Mona Lisa of bathroom wall decor. It's the kind of thing my sister would've scoffed at, muttering something about tacky tourist traps and misplaced maritime enthusiasm. But this purple beauty, hanging on my powder room wall with the confidence of a Broadway starlet, has me reconsidering everything I thought I knew about bathroom wall art. It's bigger than my hand, which is saying something considering my piano-playing fingers that my father once likened to "daddy long-legs on a sugar high. I imagine real sea anemones would be terribly impractical for wall mounting. They'd drip, smell like low tide, and probably attract the wrong kind of aquatic admirers. This ceramic imposter, however, brings all the oceanic whimsy without the need for a wetsuit or tetanus shot. My boyfriend raised an eyebrow when I brought it home. "A fake flower for the loo?" he asked, in that delightfully British way that makes even skepticism sound charming. But now, I catch him lingering a little longer after his morning preparations, admiring its vibrant hue and modern artwork flair. It's as if we've brought a little piece of an avant-garde aquarium into our humble water closet, minus the judgmental stares of actual fish.

Dimensions

3.75 inches diameter, 1.75 inches tall

Product Detail
  • Year Designed: 2022
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging
SKU: C12FLPU-W
Barcode: 816871027264


Looks Great on Tables

Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?

Pretty Boxes

Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.

Can be Used on a Wall

One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.

Crafted by Hand, Designed by Heart

Every ceramic bloom in our collection is lovingly shaped by hand, reflecting our commitment to artisan craftsmanship and thoughtful design. Our design-forward approach ensures each piece isn't just decorative—it's a carefully considered work of art that elevates your everyday spaces. These handcrafted flowers bring lasting beauty to your home, because the most meaningful moments deserve surroundings as thoughtfully made as the memories they hold.

Endless Combinations

One might imagine the English Garden ceramic flower collection emerged from some divine intervention, each piece destined to complement another like arranged marriages in a Jane Austen novel. The designers, those smug bastards, eliminated all possibility of aesthetic disaster. What generous gods, taking away the burden of poor taste. But now comes the true hell: drowning in an ocean of endless perfection, where every choice leads to another equally magnificent possibility. Standing there, paralyzed by beauty, cursing those clever devils who removed all traces of ugliness, leaving nothing but an endless maze of flawless combinations.

How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.

Bloom in Style

There’s no better way to show off your flowers than in a Chive vase. Sleek, playful, and never boring—our vases are like the cool best friend who makes everyone look better. Whether it’s a single stem or a full-on bouquet, Chive turns your floral game from “meh” to masterpiece. Your flowers did the blooming—let us handle the flexing.