Ceramic Flower - Flower Green 11

$9.13



Description

I never thought I'd be the type of person to fall in love with a fake flower, but here I am, completely smitten with this diminutive green rose that my sister bought from a pretentious art gallery. "It's ceramic," she said, as if that somehow justified everything. The thing about this flower – this perfectly crafted little liar – is that it pulls off the greatest con of all: it makes you forget it's artificial. It hangs on my living room wall like a tiny green performer in a one-rose show, catching the afternoon light in ways that real roses would envy, if they weren't too busy being actual plants. My boyfriend says it's "abstract wall art," which is the kind of phrase people use when they want to sound like they understand modern aesthetics. But I've caught him talking to it when he thinks I'm not around, probably because it's the only thing in our apartment that doesn't judge his choice of sweater vests. It's become our most reliable houseguest – never wilting, never demanding water, just quietly existing in its ceramic perfection.

Dimensions

4 inches diameter, 1.8 inches tall

Product Detail
  • Year Designed: 2022
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging
SKU: C11FLGR-W
Barcode: 816871027271


Looks Great on Tables

Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?

Pretty Boxes

Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.

Can be Used on a Wall

One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.

Crafted by Hand, Designed by Heart

Every ceramic bloom in our collection is lovingly shaped by hand, reflecting our commitment to artisan craftsmanship and thoughtful design. Our design-forward approach ensures each piece isn't just decorative—it's a carefully considered work of art that elevates your everyday spaces. These handcrafted flowers bring lasting beauty to your home, because the most meaningful moments deserve surroundings as thoughtfully made as the memories they hold.

Endless Combinations

One might imagine the English Garden ceramic flower collection emerged from some divine intervention, each piece destined to complement another like arranged marriages in a Jane Austen novel. The designers, those smug bastards, eliminated all possibility of aesthetic disaster. What generous gods, taking away the burden of poor taste. But now comes the true hell: drowning in an ocean of endless perfection, where every choice leads to another equally magnificent possibility. Standing there, paralyzed by beauty, cursing those clever devils who removed all traces of ugliness, leaving nothing but an endless maze of flawless combinations.

How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.

Bloom in Style

There’s no better way to show off your flowers than in a Chive vase. Sleek, playful, and never boring—our vases are like the cool best friend who makes everyone look better. Whether it’s a single stem or a full-on bouquet, Chive turns your floral game from “meh” to masterpiece. Your flowers did the blooming—let us handle the flexing.