Ceramic Flower Polyp Orange Large

$20.25



Description

I never thought I'd be the type to ponder what to hang on a wall, but here I am, waxing poetic about a ceramic sea polyp. It's not exactly the trajectory I imagined for myself, but life has a way of turning you into a connoisseur of the absurd. This particular piece of wall art decor is, to put it mildly, an attention grabber. It's a large, orange thing that looks like it was ripped straight from the fever dream of a marine biologist with a penchant for psychedelics. When I first saw it, I thought it was some sort of avant-garde interpretation of a traffic cone. Turns out, it's supposed to be a sea polyp. Who knew? But there's something oddly captivating about this ceramic monstrosity. It's like having a piece of an alien coral reef plastered to your living room wall. Guests can't help but stare, their expressions a delightful mix of confusion and fascination. "It's... unique," they stammer, clearly struggling to find a polite way to ask if I've lost my mind. The funny thing is, I've grown oddly attached to this orange blob. It's a constant reminder that life doesn't always have to make sense, that sometimes the best wall art is the kind that makes you question your sanity - and your interior design choices - every time you look at it.

Dimensions

6.5 inches diameter, 3 inches tall

Product Detail
  • Year Designed: 2017
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging
SKU: C5F230-W
Barcode: 816871029749


Looks Great on Tables

Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?

Pretty Boxes

Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.

Can be Used on a Wall

One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.

Crafted by Hand, Designed by Heart

Every ceramic bloom in our collection is lovingly shaped by hand, reflecting our commitment to artisan craftsmanship and thoughtful design. Our design-forward approach ensures each piece isn't just decorative—it's a carefully considered work of art that elevates your everyday spaces. These handcrafted flowers bring lasting beauty to your home, because the most meaningful moments deserve surroundings as thoughtfully made as the memories they hold.

Endless Combinations

One might imagine the English Garden ceramic flower collection emerged from some divine intervention, each piece destined to complement another like arranged marriages in a Jane Austen novel. The designers, those smug bastards, eliminated all possibility of aesthetic disaster. What generous gods, taking away the burden of poor taste. But now comes the true hell: drowning in an ocean of endless perfection, where every choice leads to another equally magnificent possibility. Standing there, paralyzed by beauty, cursing those clever devils who removed all traces of ugliness, leaving nothing but an endless maze of flawless combinations.

How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.

Bloom in Style

There’s no better way to show off your flowers than in a Chive vase. Sleek, playful, and never boring—our vases are like the cool best friend who makes everyone look better. Whether it’s a single stem or a full-on bouquet, Chive turns your floral game from “meh” to masterpiece. Your flowers did the blooming—let us handle the flexing.