Ceramic Flower Mofo Mint 6
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Description
I never imagined I'd be the type to lose sleep over what to hang on a wall, but there I was, wide awake at 3 am, contemplating the merits of a ceramic flower that looked like an artichoke had a torrid affair with a mint-flavored breath mint. This wasn't just any wall art decor; it was a conversation piece that whispered, "I have taste, and it's probably more expensive than yours." The flower in question was a colossal mint green monstrosity, its layers unfurling like an artichoke mid-striptease. It was the kind of modern artwork that made you question whether you'd accidentally stumbled into a home decor store or a vegetable garden on acid. My partner, ever the voice of reason, asked, "Don't you think it's a bit... edible-looking?" I scoffed. "Darling, when has 'inedible' ever been a criterion for great art?" As I hung it on the wall, I couldn't help but feel a sense of smug satisfaction. Here I was, a man who once thought high art was a framed poster of dogs playing poker, now the proud owner of a ceramic flower that could probably be mistaken for an alien life form. It was bizarre, it was bold, and it was absolutely perfect. "You know," I told him "some people might say it's just a glorified salad ingredient. But to me, it's a masterpiece. A mint green, artichoke-esque masterpiece that says, 'I'm not afraid to let my walls look like they're sprouting vegetables.'" And really, isn't that what great art is all about?
Dimensions
Product Detail
- Year Designed: 2019
- Material: Ceramic
- Finish: Glazed
- Keyhole for Wall Hanging
Looks Great on Tables
Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?
Pretty Boxes
Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.
Can be Used on a Wall
One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.
Crafted by Hand, Designed by Heart
Every ceramic bloom in our collection is lovingly shaped by hand, reflecting our commitment to artisan craftsmanship and thoughtful design. Our design-forward approach ensures each piece isn't just decorative—it's a carefully considered work of art that elevates your everyday spaces. These handcrafted flowers bring lasting beauty to your home, because the most meaningful moments deserve surroundings as thoughtfully made as the memories they hold.
Chive’s Pretty Little Book of Flowers — the cutest catalogue you didn’t know you needed (but totally do). This petite powerhouse is packed with full-color photos of every single ceramic flower ever designed by Chive. Yup, the whole blooming bunch!
Whether you're a longtime fan of Chive’s quirky floral creations or just love anything that makes your home look a little more joyful, this pretty little book is pure eye candy. Flip through pages of vibrant ceramic flowers — from bold statement blooms to soft, delicate petals — and fall in love all over again (or for the first time).
Endless Combinations
One might imagine the English Garden ceramic flower collection emerged from some divine intervention, each piece destined to complement another like arranged marriages in a Jane Austen novel. The designers, those smug bastards, eliminated all possibility of aesthetic disaster. What generous gods, taking away the burden of poor taste. But now comes the true hell: drowning in an ocean of endless perfection, where every choice leads to another equally magnificent possibility. Standing there, paralyzed by beauty, cursing those clever devils who removed all traces of ugliness, leaving nothing but an endless maze of flawless combinations.
How to Hang
One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.
Bloom in Style
There’s no better way to show off your flowers than in a Chive vase. Sleek, playful, and never boring—our vases are like the cool best friend who makes everyone look better. Whether it’s a single stem or a full-on bouquet, Chive turns your floral game from “meh” to masterpiece. Your flowers did the blooming—let us handle the flexing.
