Heart Throb Collection - Blank Greeting Cards (72pcs)

Forget those saccharine Hallmark disasters. These cards gleam with actual gold and silver foil—because apparently regular paper wasn't fancy enough for your cousin's third wedding. The inside remains mercifully blank, sparing recipients from pre-written sentiments. Each card arrives in a cello sleeve with an envelope and they are bar-coded.

Kit Includes: 12 Blank Greeting Cards, 6pcs of each

• Our love will never die. (Unlike the flowers I forgot to buy)
• I'm not going to divorce you at 40
• I'll let you enjoy my body
• I actually really like you
• I love you, despite the obvious reasons.
• Congrats! No more walks of shame.
• Happy Birthday to my favorite wife
• Happy Birthday, first husband.
• Want to go private
• Thanks for being fucking fabulous
• Love Birds
• So glad you get the privilege of loving me!