Greenhouse Collection - Plant Greeting Cards (72pcs)

Forget those saccharine Hallmark disasters. These cards gleam with actual gold and silver foil?€?because apparently regular paper wasn't fancy enough for your cousin's third wedding. The inside remains mercifully blank, sparing recipients from pre-written sentiments. Each card arrives in a cello sleeve with an envelope and they are bar-coded.

Kit Includes: 12 Blank Greeting Cards, 6pcs of each

• Plant Polyamory! Spread the love.
• Who needs a boyfriend when you have a plant?
• Sexy beasts like you need a little greenery, so I got you a plant.
• Meet your new friend she?? thrives on neglect and side-eye
• Here's a plant. It's very quiet.
• Got you a plant. It's low-maintenance, unlike you.
• Got you a plant because you only have like 60 of them
• Let's talk about dirt, baby.
• Here?€?s a plant. Thought you could use some excitement.
• Got you a plant. It won't complain about your life choices.
• Congratulations. It?€?s a baby plant.
• I had no idea what to get you so i got you a plant ... sorry.