Adulting Collection - Blank Greeting Cards (72pcs)

Forget those saccharine Hallmark disasters. These cards gleam with actual gold and silver foil—because apparently regular paper wasn't fancy enough for your cousin's third wedding. The inside remains mercifully blank, sparing recipients from pre-written sentiments. Each card arrives in a cello sleeve with an envelope and they are bar-coded.

Kit Includes: 12 Blank Greeting Cards, 6pcs of each

• Are we going to hell or not?
• Chin up, tits out.
• I actually really like you
• You're gonna make it after all
• WTF were you thinking?
• We're goin' streaking!
• Welcome to the real world, it sucks, you're going to love it.
• Last minute card bought at a gas station
• Yes, it is all about you.
• Welcome to parenting?
• Happy Divorce!
• Thank God, that’s over.