Congratulations. It’s a baby plant. - Greeting Card

It has arrived: small, green, slightly precarious in its plastic nursery pot, and already the most photographed resident of the household. Congratulations are in order — real ones, delivered with a straight face — because a plant parent has officially been created and there is no reversing the process. You will check on it more than is strictly required. You will move it eleven inches to the left for reasons involving light. Within six months it will have a name, a personality, and a watering schedule built around both. Everyone insists this is not the same as having a child, and everyone is right, and everyone is also, in one small undeniable way, wrong.