#CO03 Ivory Rose
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Description
Never in my life did I think I'd be this excited about a fake flower, yet here I am, practically doing cartwheels over a ceramic rose that's about as alive as my childhood dreams of becoming a professional juggler. This ivory beauty, no bigger than a squirrel's existential crisis, arrived in a gift box so fancy I briefly considered moving into it and subletting my apartment.
As I lifted this June birth month flower from its posh packaging, I couldn't help but marvel at its keyhole back. Finally, a solution to the age-old question of how to decorate your walls without resorting to those motivational posters that always made me feel more guilty than inspired. "Hang in there," the cat says. Well, now I can hang this rose instead, thank you very much. This little ceramic wonder is the kind of abstract artwork that makes you feel cultured, even if your idea of high art is usually limited to the foam designs on your latte. It's the perfect blend of sophistication and deception, much like my attempts at speaking French after watching one episode of "Emily in Paris."
As I hung it on my wall, positioning it just so, I couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment. Here I was, a grown adult, proudly displaying a fake flower as if it were the Mona Lisa of modern decor. It's the kind of ceramic artwork that makes guests say, "Oh, how lovely!" while secretly wondering if you've finally lost your marbles. But you know what? In a world where everything seems to wilt and fade, there's something oddly comforting about this eternal bloom. It's a little piece of June that lasts all year round, a reminder that sometimes the best things in life are completely artificial – just like my enthusiasm for kale smoothies.
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Product Detail
- Year Designed: 2023
- Material: Ceramic
- Finish: Glazed
- Keyhole for Wall Hanging
Looks Great on Tables
Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?
Pretty Boxes
Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.
Can be Used on a Wall
One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.
Crafted by Hand, Designed by Heart
Every ceramic bloom in our collection is lovingly shaped by hand, reflecting our commitment to artisan craftsmanship and thoughtful design. Our design-forward approach ensures each piece isn't just decorative—it's a carefully considered work of art that elevates your everyday spaces. These handcrafted flowers bring lasting beauty to your home, because the most meaningful moments deserve surroundings as thoughtfully made as the memories they hold.
Chive’s Pretty Little Book of Flowers — the cutest catalogue you didn’t know you needed (but totally do). This petite powerhouse is packed with full-color photos of every single ceramic flower ever designed by Chive. Yup, the whole blooming bunch!
Whether you're a longtime fan of Chive’s quirky floral creations or just love anything that makes your home look a little more joyful, this pretty little book is pure eye candy. Flip through pages of vibrant ceramic flowers — from bold statement blooms to soft, delicate petals — and fall in love all over again (or for the first time).
Endless Combinations
One might imagine the English Garden ceramic flower collection emerged from some divine intervention, each piece destined to complement another like arranged marriages in a Jane Austen novel. The designers, those smug bastards, eliminated all possibility of aesthetic disaster. What generous gods, taking away the burden of poor taste. But now comes the true hell: drowning in an ocean of endless perfection, where every choice leads to another equally magnificent possibility. Standing there, paralyzed by beauty, cursing those clever devils who removed all traces of ugliness, leaving nothing but an endless maze of flawless combinations.
How to Hang
One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.
Bloom in Style
There’s no better way to show off your flowers than in a Chive vase. Sleek, playful, and never boring—our vases are like the cool best friend who makes everyone look better. Whether it’s a single stem or a full-on bouquet, Chive turns your floral game from “meh” to masterpiece. Your flowers did the blooming—let us handle the flexing.
