Pig Ceramic Indoor Plant Pot For Succulents

Pig. The pot is shaped like a pig. We have been told, repeatedly, by people who write these descriptions for a living, that this is not enough, that a product needs a story, a hook, a reason to exist beyond the obvious. We have considered their advice. We have decided the pig disagrees.

Here is the entire case for the pig. It is a pig. It holds a plant. It sits on a shelf and looks like a pig holding a plant, which is a sentence that should not require elaboration and yet, in the current climate, apparently does. People come into the shop and see it and either smile immediately or feel nothing at all, and we have never once seen anyone land in the middle. There is no convincing involved. The pig does not need an argument. The pig is the argument.

We make it in a glaze that suits a pig, because we tried the others and a pig has firm opinions about what a pig should look like. There is no drainage hole, so it is happiest with a succulent or a small cactus, or working quietly as a cover pot for a nursery container you lift out to water. Beyond that, we have nothing to add. You either need a ceramic pig on your shelf or you do not, and if you have read this far, we both already know the answer.