Funky Monkey Planter

$9.08

Colors: Blue

The Funky Monkey is a ceramic succulent planter shaped like a monkey, in a high-gloss finish that suits its rounded contours. The silhouette is a clean nod to the unselfconscious cartoons of the 1980s, with smooth lines that wipe clean.

There is no drainage hole, so it works best as a cover pot for a standard plastic nursery liner. The glassy surface wipes clean and keeps the desk dry. Plant a small cactus, plant a trailing succulent, or leave it empty in a row. It's unbothered either way. Chive isn't going to apologize for the nostalgia. We wore the shirt. We're allowed.

Product Details

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  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Feature: No Drainage
  • Year Designed: 2021
Dimensions
  • 3.5 inches diameter, 2.5 inches tall
SKU: FUNBLU
Barcode: 843458134862
Start Something From Seed

Every plant in the Funky Monkey started somewhere, and Shido Seeds are a good place to start, vacuum-sealed and viable for years in packaging you will want to keep.

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Funky Monkey Ceramic Succulent Pot Kit - Chive US Wholesale

Funky, in the Original Sense

We were all geeks in the eighties. This is not an admission so much as a demographic fact about the people who started this studio, and somewhere in most of our closets, at some point, was a t-shirt with a cartoon monkey on it doing something a real monkey would never do, worn without a trace of irony and with the full, uncomplicated conviction of a person who genuinely believed the shirt said something true about them.

The funky monkey is a quiet homage to that shirt and that era and that conviction. It is funky in the original sense of the word, the sense that existed before funky became a thing you had to put in quotation marks and explain to people who were not there. Back then funky was not a brand or a vibe or a carefully curated aesthetic. It was just what you called something that was a little odd and a little joyful and completely unbothered about whether either of those things was currently fashionable.

That is the pot. It is glazed ceramic, it wipes clean, and there is no drainage hole, so it is happiest with a succulent or a small cactus, or working as a cover pot for a nursery container you lift out to water. It will sit on a shelf and be slightly too much in exactly the way the shirt was slightly too much, and it will not apologize for it, because we are not going to either. We wore the shirt. We earned the nostalgia. We are allowed.

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(for Those Who Can't Keep a Plant Alive...Yet)

So, you’ve got a plant that’s growing so big it’s about to move out of your apartment, or worse, it's staging a dramatic death scene. Well, buckle up, because it’s repotting time! If you're reading this, you probably want to salvage your greenery before it becomes a withered tragedy. Lucky for you, I’m here to guide you through the messy, dirt-filled adventure of repotting. Let’s go!

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Shido Seeds Almost Too Pretty to Plant

Let’s be honest—our Shido Seeds packaging is almost too pretty to open. (But go ahead, your garden will thank you.) Inside each artfully designed packet, you’ll find top-quality seeds ready to grow into breathtaking flowers and delicious veggies. Sure, your garden will be stunning, but will it outshine the packaging? That’s a tough call.