Ceramic Flower Mondo Teal 12
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Description
I never thought I'd be the type to wax poetic about fake flowers, but here I am, extolling the virtues of a ceramic sea monster masquerading as abstract artwork. It's the kind of thing that would make my father shake his head and mutter, "I didn't send you to college for this." But this green behemoth, with its pointy arms reaching out like it's trying to high-five the couch, has become the unexpected star of our living room. It's larger than life living room wall art, much like my childhood dreams of becoming a professional mime - only this actually impresses people. When my sister first saw it, she squinted and asked, "Is that a starfish or did your wallpaper come alive?" I couldn't blame her. It's more "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea" than "Better Homes and Gardens," but that's precisely its charm. My friend, ever the pragmatist, pointed out that at least this ocean dweller wouldn't leave water stains on the wall or attract curious neighborhood cats. He's right, of course. It's all the wonder of marine life without the need for scuba gear or fish food. Our friends now enter the living room with a mix of awe and confusion, as if they've stumbled into an avant-garde aquarium. "It's abstract artwork," I tell them, which is code for "Please don't ask me to explain it." But secretly, I love how this faux-quatic masterpiece has turned our humble abode into a conversation piece. It's living proof that sometimes, the best way to make a splash is to hang it on your wall.
Dimensions
Product Detail
- Year Designed: 2022
- Material: Ceramic
- Finish: Glazed
- Keyhole for Wall Hanging
Looks Great on Tables
Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?
Pretty Boxes
Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.
Can be Used on a Wall
One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.
Crafted by Hand, Designed by Heart
Every ceramic bloom in our collection is lovingly shaped by hand, reflecting our commitment to artisan craftsmanship and thoughtful design. Our design-forward approach ensures each piece isn't just decorative—it's a carefully considered work of art that elevates your everyday spaces. These handcrafted flowers bring lasting beauty to your home, because the most meaningful moments deserve surroundings as thoughtfully made as the memories they hold.
Chive’s Pretty Little Book of Flowers — the cutest catalogue you didn’t know you needed (but totally do). This petite powerhouse is packed with full-color photos of every single ceramic flower ever designed by Chive. Yup, the whole blooming bunch!
Whether you're a longtime fan of Chive’s quirky floral creations or just love anything that makes your home look a little more joyful, this pretty little book is pure eye candy. Flip through pages of vibrant ceramic flowers — from bold statement blooms to soft, delicate petals — and fall in love all over again (or for the first time).
Endless Combinations
One might imagine the English Garden ceramic flower collection emerged from some divine intervention, each piece destined to complement another like arranged marriages in a Jane Austen novel. The designers, those smug bastards, eliminated all possibility of aesthetic disaster. What generous gods, taking away the burden of poor taste. But now comes the true hell: drowning in an ocean of endless perfection, where every choice leads to another equally magnificent possibility. Standing there, paralyzed by beauty, cursing those clever devils who removed all traces of ugliness, leaving nothing but an endless maze of flawless combinations.
How to Hang
One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.
Bloom in Style
There’s no better way to show off your flowers than in a Chive vase. Sleek, playful, and never boring—our vases are like the cool best friend who makes everyone look better. Whether it’s a single stem or a full-on bouquet, Chive turns your floral game from “meh” to masterpiece. Your flowers did the blooming—let us handle the flexing.
