Ceramic Flower Anemone 4

$13.04



Description

When it comes to the eternal question of what to hang on a wall, I've always been more of a "blank space speaks volumes" kind of guy. That is, until I encountered the ceramic sea anemone that would forever change my stance on home decor and possibly my life. This wasn't your run-of-the-mill fake floral arrangement. Oh no, this was a green tentacled wonder, abstract art masquerading as something that crawled out of the ocean and decided it preferred life as a wall fixture. At first glance, it looked like a flower having an identity crisis, or perhaps a salad that had achieved sentience. My sister, ever the instigator of questionable decisions, presented it to me with the enthusiasm of a child showing off a macaroni masterpiece. "It's perfect for your sad, empty walls," she declared, brandishing the ceramic creation like a trident. I was skeptical, but as I hung it up, something magical happened. The room transformed. Suddenly, my apartment wasn't just a place where I occasionally remembered to water my cactus; it was an underwater grotto, an avant-garde gallery, a conversation starter. Now, visitors invariably gravitate towards it, transfixed. "Is it a flower? A sea creature? A vegetable?" they ask. I just smile enigmatically, channeling my inner Mona Lisa. "It's art," I reply, secretly thrilled that my wall now boasts what is essentially the marine equivalent of a Rorschach test. In embracing this ceramic oddity, I've discovered that sometimes, the best decor choices are the ones that make you question your sanity - just a little bit. And if that's not the essence of abstract art, I don't know what is.

Dimensions

3.75 inches diameter, 1.75 inches tall

Product Detail
  • Year Designed: 2017
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging
SKU: C4A985-W
Barcode: 816871027363


Looks Great on Tables

Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?

Pretty Boxes

Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.

Can be Used on a Wall

One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.

Crafted by Hand, Designed by Heart

Every ceramic bloom in our collection is lovingly shaped by hand, reflecting our commitment to artisan craftsmanship and thoughtful design. Our design-forward approach ensures each piece isn't just decorative—it's a carefully considered work of art that elevates your everyday spaces. These handcrafted flowers bring lasting beauty to your home, because the most meaningful moments deserve surroundings as thoughtfully made as the memories they hold.

Endless Combinations

One might imagine the English Garden ceramic flower collection emerged from some divine intervention, each piece destined to complement another like arranged marriages in a Jane Austen novel. The designers, those smug bastards, eliminated all possibility of aesthetic disaster. What generous gods, taking away the burden of poor taste. But now comes the true hell: drowning in an ocean of endless perfection, where every choice leads to another equally magnificent possibility. Standing there, paralyzed by beauty, cursing those clever devils who removed all traces of ugliness, leaving nothing but an endless maze of flawless combinations.

How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.

Bloom in Style

There’s no better way to show off your flowers than in a Chive vase. Sleek, playful, and never boring—our vases are like the cool best friend who makes everyone look better. Whether it’s a single stem or a full-on bouquet, Chive turns your floral game from “meh” to masterpiece. Your flowers did the blooming—let us handle the flexing.